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GOTCHA BULLER FAMILY!

Have I not taught you better than this?
⚠️ You made an internet Boo Boo: You just clicked a link or opened a file that was sent in a text/email. In a real attack scenario, this could have been dangerous!
🚨 Beware of Shortened URLs! Links like bit.ly, tinyurl.com, or goo.gl hide where they really go. Scammers love these because you can't see the actual website before clicking. Always check shortened URLs with URLScan.io or expand them first!

🎯 Remember These Safety Rules:

  • Never click links in unexpected emails or texts
  • Be EXTRA cautious with shortened URLs (bit.ly, tinyurl, etc.) - they hide the real destination!
  • Verify sender identity by calling them directly
  • Look for spelling errors, urgent language, or odd requests
  • Use the safety tools from your training (VirusTotal, URLScan, etc.)
  • When in doubt, don't click—ask for help!
Promise ME! By clicking below I promise that I will be more safe on the internet, I will use the helpful tools that my amazing and wonderful Husband/Father/Son/Brother has shown me today.
✨ The good news? This was just a test to help you stay safe online!
*By clicking the button marked "I Promise" above, I hereby acknowledge and agree to enter into a legally binding contract with Peter, subject to the following terms and conditions. In the event that I breach the promise stated herein at any time following execution of this agreement, I agree to immediately fulfill the following obligations: 1. LAUNDRY SERVICES: I shall provide complete laundry services for Peter for a period of one (1) month from the date of breach, including but not limited to washing, drying, folding, and ironing of all garments. 2. BAKED GOODS PROVISION: I shall prepare and deliver to Peter one (1) batch of chocolate chip cookies on a weekly basis for a period of one (1) year from the date of breach, with each batch containing no fewer than twelve (12) cookies of standard size. 3. EDUCATIONAL EXPENSE CONTRIBUTION: I shall pay twenty-five percent (25%) of all future college expenses for all dependents of Peter. In the event that any dependent does not attend college, I agree to pay Peter an amount equal to twenty-five percent (25%) of the average tuition cost for private colleges and universities in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, calculated at the time such dependent reaches college age, explicitly excluding all public universities and colleges from this calculation. By clicking "I Promise" above, I acknowledge that I have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these terms and conditions